Suzanne Weingartner (voiced by Patrika Darbo) is Art's wife.

She is never seen in the film but her voice is briefly heard.

The 'burbsEdit

Art doesn't appear to like Suzanne all that much. He often talks about how frustrating her demands of him are, like asking him to get rid of crows because they are either "too big for the birdfeeder" or claiming that he would rather "chew broken glass" than spend time with Suzanne and her mother.

His dislike for Suzanne is further cemented when Art is informed that Suzanne has returned home and that his house is on fire (told by the Rumsfields), to which Art responds: "My WIFE is home?!"